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darkbananas:

darkbananas can verify all these ARE hilarious with addition of banana suit.

(via pricklylegs)

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lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

(via memewhore)

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opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(via ruinedchildhood)

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"If you can just stop loving her then you never really loved her at all. Love doesn’t work that way. If you ever truly love someone, then it never goes away. It can become something else. There are all different sorts of love. It can even become hate—a thin line and all that—and, really, hate is just another kind of caring."

- Blakney Francis, Someone I Used to Know  (via deald)

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

Source: simply-quotes.net
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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(via hi)

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weedporndaily:

Happy Manic Monday! A shot of the purple goddess, @boomiebones giving love to some purple babies. shot in NorCal for @420pinups by sunniesunshine http://ift.tt/1p8194E

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"she’s not perfect; no but when we’re lying down on our bed and she fits my limbs so easily when she’s dragging her lips on my neck even in her sleep i guess i’m allowed to boast that she’s pretty damn close"

- Unknown (via cynntran)

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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